I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
(via ashketchurn)
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
(Source: silkbone, via ashketchurn)
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
(via thebitchpudding)
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier
That was perfect.
(via leonardodiretardo)
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
(via qarlic)
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
(via madturbating)
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
(Source: basedgosh, via officialburger)
in which john green is the cutest dad.
(Source: nerdfighterproblems, via ms-doodle-pants)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via officialburger)
