My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen
An aircraft worker dancing with his date at the Lockheed Swing Shift Dance.Los Angeles, 1942 (via)
imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”
And then we got Mads to look at all your Tumblrs.
I wish you could pause cereal so when you leave a room for a couple minutes it doesn’t turn mushy
you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
me 2 seconds into the previews