smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen


An aircraft worker dancing with his date at the Lockheed Swing Shift Dance.Los Angeles, 1942 (via)

An aircraft worker dancing with his date at the Lockheed Swing Shift Dance.Los Angeles, 1942 (via)

dormerdaily:

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slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

nbchannibal:

And then we got Mads to look at all your Tumblrs.

nbchannibal:

And then we got Mads to look at all your Tumblrs.

marathong:

I wish you could pause cereal so when you leave a room for a couple minutes it doesn’t turn mushy

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

whoredinarygirl:

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews